Caffeine!

Dementia:

mental deterioration of organic or functional origin.

Did you know that statistically one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness? Basically think of your three best friends. Ok, got it? Do they seem normal? Then chances are… It’s YOU.

Don't feel bad though. After all, truly remarkable madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Besides, while sanity may be more secure and productive, madness is far more captivating.

Creativity:

The ability to solve problems that are worth solving. The power or ability to invent.

Also described as a coming together of the unrestrained liveliness of the child with its seeming opposite and enemy, intelligence. It is after all, a miracle that creativity in and of it's self survives formal education, let alone Ritalin.

Why?

What else is a guy with an abundance of free time, caffeine, and an Internet connection to do?